Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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