Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
What a dumb baby whore.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
why is half of my head shaved?
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