Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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