We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
So vagazzling was a success
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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