what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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