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His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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