Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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