Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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