You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
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omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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