so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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