How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You were trust falling into bushes
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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