so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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