im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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