It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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