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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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