it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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