so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Just pee around me
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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