Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
honey bunches of taint.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
