Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
