Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
whose ass print is on the piano?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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