hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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