Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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