Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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