My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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