why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Boobs are out for the taking
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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