Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
