Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
