I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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