id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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