I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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