Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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