i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
NoShamevember. You game?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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