Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
