honey bunches of taint.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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