How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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