Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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