I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.