ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
It's never too late to be topless.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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