It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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