Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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