Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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