So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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