Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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