You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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