i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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