Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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