Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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