Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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