once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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