I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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