It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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