dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Non-Jews are for practice
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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