omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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