I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.