was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers