4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I think about you every night.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?