ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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