Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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