Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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