why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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