fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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